Why I Removed Jesus

Jesus was briefly a contributor at my main blog, Skeptical Eye, but I removed him. He was just too much to deal with. I mean, I can't compete against that! The Son of God writing original posts? I have enough trouble with Bret.

Should you decide to revive this blog...

Mr. Jakson, this is your mission, and should you decide to accept it, you will be confronted with several obstacles and extreme dangers, including Bret "Ginx" Alan wanting to know why he wasn't invited to blog here also, asking "Why are you a fucking censor Nazi?" and telling you to "fuck off" (and strangely thinking he's gotten away with such insolence), Radio Bloger (one G? WTF?) asking that all his videos that he didn't produce, but just embedded, be removed, even though he hasn't posted here yet, and then, in an act of bizarre self-destruction, removing his own image files and blogs from view, and starts madly deleting himself from existence.

Yes, Mr. Jakson, the challenge is great, the question is, do you have what it takes?